Blog number 1: Step into the Outhouse

This being my first blog of Sitting in the Outhouse, I will have to warn you that this will be anything but politically correct. This will be about everything from sports to current events, with maybe even a little porn sprinkled in there. Just think of this as the smorgasbords of blogs. It's like going to the Golden Corral and being overcome with the notion that there is so much good shit to eat you just can't decide what to get. Anyway, enough of the lame-ass introduction. My first topic for the Outhouse is The Oil Spill. I know, I know; this is a big deal. But, I'm going to be honest here. I really don't care. I may take some heat for this, but so be it. I haven't lost a minute of sleep over this catastrophe. I'm not going to give any suggestions to what can be done because I really have no idea. Another thing I would like to talk about is this Joran van der Sloot fella. Talk about a punk ass piece of shit. There is no doubt he off'd Natalie Halloway. Five years later, he takes out another young lady. I would love for the dad's of both these girls to get five minutes alone with this scum bag. I think he may have killed more than those two, but that's just my opinion. He looks like a psychopath; cool, calm and collected. The fact that he may only serve 7 years for the murder is insane. What a justice system! My final topic of the week is about the summer movie line-up. I will confess I have not been to a theater all summer. The movies just don't look inviting. Iron Man 2 can be a rental. One reason for not going to the theater is when you have a HD TV with Blu Ray at home, it's just more relaxing to rent. You don't have to listen to some old guy hacking up a lung, some little kid screaming while mommy is on the phone with another one of her baby's daddies, it's convenient. That being said, I am sick of the remakes. The geniuses in Hollywood ruined the Nightmare on Elm Street Remake. What a piece of shit that film was. Now the A-Team and Karate Kid?? Really, I was alive when the Karate Kid was made. It's a classic. Some great one-liners. I will probably break down and go see it. But this is coming from a guy who is breaking down and going to the dentist today after not going for five years. Give me an original good movie Hollywood. Please!! I will say that Get Him to the Greek looks promising. Again though, a rental for the homeland. Finally, on the movie front, I am sooo looking forward to Tom Cruise making his new film as the movie producer. For those of you who have seen Tropic Thunder, you know what I'm talking about. He also showed up on the MTV movie Awards, which didn't do anything but blow the Twilight franchise the entire night. His character is a classic. He is a hard-ass, rude, and unforgiving, and hilarious. I love it. I don't think I have laughed that hard since the Patriots took an ass kicking in the playoffs. Well, till next time. I am off to the dentist for the first time in 5 years. Pray for me please. I'm scared shit less. All those years of smoking crack finally caught up with me, as my teeth are in a lot of pain. Just like the movie industry, allot of the music industry is shit right now, but take a listen to a couple songs. Katy Perry's California is phenomenally catchy. I dig it. Lil Wayne, one of the fugliest dudes alive has a new single called We Be Steady Mobbin'. Awesome tune, makes me want to stab someone in the eye. Til next week. See ya draft dodgers.